THE CHRONICLE CC Tonight, Arsenal and Barcelona, the shock of 1 / 8 finals of the Champions League. But what do I give a shit? I prefer to go much better Tourbillon ...
And there's no picture! And to realize, just compare, position by position, the protagonists of the poor match tonight with the football stars present on the Tourbillon lawn last Sunday against Bellinzona.
Vanina - Valdes: Andris is the best goalkeeper in Switzerland, we were able to report reading the newspaper Le Matin last week. And when we know the value of our championship, it is clear that Vanina is the best goalkeeper in the world. The Super League, there's it's true, then Valdes can go hide!
Buehler - Abidal: "Bubu" is the safe bet. Hooks, step-overs of leg ... What a unique technique! And all this, combined with a flawless defensive rigor and a sense purpose that incomparable made him the second top scorer last season training Valais! Moreover, it passed by FC Sochaux in Ligue 1 club immense, incomparable with Barca and Eric.
Dingsdag - Puyol: The best defender spent by Whirlpool. Able to keep the house on his own and taste the opposing forwards. In addition, it has the advantage (of Carles) to have maximum style and more. Gonna cut hair Puyol!
Vancsak - Pique Gerard is not bad. Vilmos but is much better! You know why? Ben because he plays in the best club in the world: FC Sion!
Ogararu - Alves: His racing forwards have nothing to do with those of Brazil. Shooter free-kick with a palette out of the ordinary, George, his first name, Dani exceeds in all areas. And much!
Adailton - Busquets: Adailton is No. 6 with excellence. A preferred position which suits him admirably. In addition, it can even play goalie, would he recently told the daily Le Nouvelliste . The Handyman Club Valais is much more than a shoddy Sergio.
Obradovic - Xavi: If you find a better player than Goran, call me! Goran Come on, Come on Goran ... Not even be able to Golden Ball Xavi ... Moreover j'comprends exactly why has never been nominated Obra ... Scandal!
Dominguez - Iniesta: A game pure, simple gestures, Alvaro what! The guy who knows speed up the game at any time by its extraordinary vista. Andres can not take the comparison altogether.
Yoda - Villa: A World Champion ... This Karim! Able to run the game like Saturday Tourbillon, which is not the case with Villa. Besides, it does mark the ever Espingouin ... Fast, efficient and simplistic as possible, Yoda is a formidable weapon for defenses Super League!
Marino - Walcott: Ahah! The bottoms of Barcelona, not even able to field a quality right winger. Pedro, who is it? Then we'll take Walcott, the Arsenal dwarf, slow to die and all but decisive. The opposite of Nico, what!
Mrdja - Messi: The only thing they have in common? "M" as the first letter in their name ... Because "Dragagoal" is the future golden ball! That explode when Zion Messi win the Champions League thanks to a hat-trick of Serbian in two years!
You see, when we believe we can make Zion the best team in the world! And frankly, I recommend this game to all but m ... TSR2 on tonight. And I still have reason to discourage you.
Stadium: Emirates Stadium? No one to fuck, not a pet room, half of the seats unoccupied. To see a real speaker, that he must come Tourbillon. A cozy fire and sold out several hours before the games!
Commentator: whether Yannick, Jean-François and Pierre-Alain, anyway the game will rot in their voices unbearable! The true voice is that of Gregory sur Rhône FM! Oggier, y 'it real!
Referee: everyone knows that referees Swiss are the best, Christian tells us every week. So, why watch a match that will in any way distorted by an arbitral award more than questionable ...
The show: Arsenal-Barca? It ensured the 0-0! To see the goals is to Whirlwind it must come, "Dragagoal" do not stop now ...
Challenge: The Champions League is what? Cup with big ears that looks like Dumbo? The real Cup is the Cup in Switzerland. You know, the one that wins all the time ...
And so on ... That is, for all these reasons, I recommend you watch the game tonight but keep your appetite for football the next meeting of FC Sion at home to GC (February 26, 2011).
Hop Zion Cup is us!
Regards, CC.
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